{"id":113,"date":"2022-05-01T15:34:56","date_gmt":"2022-05-01T15:34:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/romania.ereteta.ro\/?p=113"},"modified":"2022-05-01T15:34:56","modified_gmt":"2022-05-01T15:34:56","slug":"o-femeie-a-apelat-la-un-chirurg-plastic-sa-i-reduca-dimensiunile-buzelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/romania.ereteta.ro\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"O femeie a apelat la un chirurg plastic sa-i reduca dimensiunile buzelor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O femeie a apelat la un chirurg plastic sa-i reduca dimensiunile buzelor vaginale deoarece sunt prea mari si falfaitoare.<\/p>\n<p>De rusine, a insistat ca operatia sa fie tinuta secreta, medicul fiind de acord.<\/p>\n<p>Dupa operatie, trezindu-se din anestezie, a gasit 3 trandafiri asezati cu grija pe noptiera.<\/p>\n<p>Indignata, a chemat imediat medicul:<br \/>\n\u2013 Parca v-am rugat sa nu spuneti nimanui despre operatia mea!<\/p>\n<p>Medicul i-a spus ca a indeplinit intocmai dorinta ei de confidentialitate si ca primul trandafir e de la el:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 M-a intristat gandul ca treceti prin asta de una singura\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Si al doilea trandafir?<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Al doilea trandafir e de la asistenta mea. Din simpatie, pentru ca si ea suferit aceasta procedura cu ceva timp in urma.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Dar al treilea trandafir?<\/p>\n<p>Al treilea e de la un domn de la sectia de arsi de deasupra. A vrut sa va multumeasca pentru noile lui urechi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O femeie a apelat la un chirurg plastic sa-i reduca dimensiunile buzelor vaginale deoarece sunt prea mari si falfaitoare. De rusine, a insistat ca operatia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":114,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fara-categorie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/romania.ereteta.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/romania.ereteta.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/romania.ereteta.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romania.ereteta.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romania.ereteta.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/romania.ereteta.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115,"href":"https:\/\/romania.ereteta.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions\/115"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romania.ereteta.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/romania.ereteta.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romania.ereteta.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/romania.ereteta.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}